Logg inn Bli medlem
Monsterbedriften (Monsters INC) Amerikansk film fra 2001
Reklame / Advertisements:
                     

Handling

Hvor kommer de fra, monsterne som gjemmer seg i skapet ditt? Fra Monsterbedriften i byen Monstropolis så klart! Den viktigste energikilden i monsterverdenen er redselsskrikene fra menneskebarn. Det er monsternes oppgave å skremme barn, og jo mer de skriker desto bedre er det. Det flinkeste skremme teamet består av den store godhjertede og hårete Sulley, pluss hans beste venn, den lille trillrunde, grønne og enøyde Mike. Men den sleipe og onde kamelonen Randall skyr ingen midler for å bli den beste skremmeren. En kveld Randall driver med skurkestreker, lurer en liten jente fra menneskeverden seg inn i Monstropolis mens Sulley jobber overtid i Monsterbedriften. Ettersom at barn anses for å være svært giftige og totalt livsfarlige, er dette en katastrofe! Sulley og Mike er livredde for piken og må få henne tilbake der hun kommer fra før noen oppdager henne. Det viser seg å være lettere sagt enn gjort.

Morsomme monstre er ikke helt hva vi er vant til, for ikke å snakke om at de er hardtarbeidende profesjonelle. Det hele viser seg å være ganske underholdende med gode karakterer i en mildt sagt original historie.

Hva er din mening om «Monsterbedriften»?

Følgende har medvirket i «Monsterbedriften»:

Person: Rolle:
John Goodman

James P. 'Sulley' Sullivan (Stemme)
Billy Crystal

Mike Wazowski (Stemme)
Mary Gibbs

Boo (Stemme)
Steve Buscemi

Randall Boggs (Stemme)
James Coburn

Henry J. Waternoose III (Stemme)
Jennifer Tilly

Celia Mae (Stemme)
Bob Peterson

Roz / CDA nr 1 (Stemme)
John Ratzenberger

Yeti (Stemme)
Frank Oz

Fungus (Stemme)
Dan Gerson

Needleman / Smitty (Stemme)

Kommentarer

Vis alle innlegg (2)
  • når kommer den monster inc 2?
  • (woman shrieks)

    (squeaking)

    (music ending)

    (crickets chirping)

    Woman:
    Good night, sweetheart.

    Boy:
    Good night, mom.

    Man:
    Sleep tight, kiddo.

    (light switch clicks)

    (door closes)

    (owl hooting)

    (ticking)

    (wind blowing gently)

    (door creaking open)

    (gasps softly)

    (wind blowing)

    (gasps)

    (wind whistling)

    (gurgling snarl)

    (screaming)

    (screaming louder)

    Whoa!

    (shrieking)

    (screaming)

    oh! Aye! Oh! Oh!

    (shrieking)

    (alarm blaring)

    (yelps)

    computer voices:
    simulation terminated.
    simulation terminated.
    simulation terminated.
    simulation terminated.
    simulation terminated.

    All righ
    Mr. bile, is it?

    Uh… my friends
    Call me phlegm.

    Uh-huh.

    Mr. bile, can you tell me
    What you did wrong?
    I fell down?

    No, no, befor that.

    Can anyone tell me
    Mr. bile`s big mistake?

    Anyone?

    (coughs)

    (groans)

    let`s take a look
    at the tape.

    Here we go.

    Uh, right…
    Puh-puh-puh-puh

    Ah! There, see?
    The door.
    You left it wide open.

    (whimpers)

    (all murmuring)

    and leaving the door open
    is worst mistake

    any employee can make
    because…?

    Um… it could let in a draft?

    Is could let in
    A child!

    Oh! Mr. waternoose!

    There is nothing more toxic
    Or deadly than a human child.
    A single touch could kill you!
    Leave a door open
    And a child could walk
    Right into this factory!
    Right into the monster world!

    I won`t go
    In a kid`s room!
    You can`t make me!

    You`re going in there
    Because we need this.

    (children screaming)

    (whimpering)

    (static and feedback)

    (screaming stops)

    our city is counting on you
    to collect those children`s
    screams.

    Without scream,
    We have no power.
    Yes, it`s dangerous work
    And that`s why I need
    You to be at your best.
    I need scarers who are
    Confident, tenacious
    Tough, intimidating.
    I need scarers like… like…
    James P. Sullivan.

    (snoring)

    hey! Good morning,
    monstropolis.

    It`s now five after
    The hour of 6:00 A.M.
    In the big monster city.

    Temperature`s a
    Balmy 65 degrees—
    Whish is good news
    For you reptiles—
    And it looks like it`s
    Going to be a perfect day
    To maybe, hey,
    Just lie in bed, sleep in
    Or simply… work out that flab
    That`s hanging over the bed!
    Get up, sully!

    --(screaming)
    --(honking)

    I don`t belive I ordered
    A wake-up call, mikey.

    Hey! Less talk, more pain,
    Marshmallow boy!
    --Feel the burn!
    --(growling)

    you call yourself
    a monster?

    (growling)

    scary feet, scary feet,
    scary feet!

    Oop the kid`s awake!
    Okay, scary feet, scary feet,
    Scary feet, scary feet—
    Kid`s asleep!

    (roaring)

    twins! In a bunk bed!

    (growling)

    ooh! I thought I had you there.
    Okay sulley, here we go.
    You ready? Follow it.
    Oh! It`s over here!
    Oh, look over there!
    Don`t let the kid
    Touch you!
    Don`t let it touch you!

    I don`t know,
    But it`s been said
    I love scaring kids in bed

    Come on, fight that plaque!
    Scary monters
    Don`t have plaque!

    118… do you have 119?
    Do I see 120?
    Oh, I don`t belive it!

    I`m not even
    Breaking a sweat.

    Not you!

    Look! The new
    Commercial`s on!

    (yells)

    announcer:
    the future is bright
    at monsters, incorporated.

    I`m in this one!
    I`m in this one!

    Announcer:
    We`re part of you life.
    We power your car.
    We warm your home.
    We light your city.
    I`m monsters, incorporated.

    Hey, look! Betty!

    Announcer:
    Carefully matching every child
    To their ideal monster…
    --(roars)
    --(screams)

    to produnce superior scream
    refined into clean,
    dependable energy.
    Every time you turn something on
    Monsters, incorporated,
    Is there.
    I`m monsters, incorporated!
    Announcer:
    We know the challenge—
    The window of innocence
    Is shriking.
    Human kids are harder to scare.
    Of course, M.I. is prepared
    For the future
    With the top scarers…
    The best refineries
    And research
    Into new energy techniques.

    --(yelling)
    --(shrieking)

    okay, here I come.

    We`re working for a better
    Tomorrow… today!

    Workers:
    We`re monsters, incorporated!

    Waternoose:
    We`re M.I.—
    Monsters, incorporated.
    We scare because we care.

    I can`t belive it.

    Oh, mike…

    I was on TV!
    Did you see me?
    I`m a natural!

    (phone rings)

    hello.
    I know!
    Hey, wasm`t I great?
    Did yhe whole
    Family see it?
    It`s your mom.
    What can I say?
    The camera loves me.

    (bicyle bell rings)

    i`m telling you, big daddy
    you`re going to be seeing this
    face on TV a lot more often.

    Yeah? Like, on
    Monstropolis`s most wanted?

    (mocking laughter)

    you`ve neem jealous
    of my good looks
    sinc the
    fourth grade, pal.

    Have a good day, sweetie.

    You, too, hon.

    Whoo!
    Okay, sully, hop on in.

    Nope. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

    Where you going?
    What are you doing?

    Mikey, there`s a scream
    Shortage. We`re waling.

    --walking?!
    --yep.

    No, no, no, my baby

    Come on. Come on.

    Looks, she needs
    To ne driven.
    Bye baby.
    i… i`ll call you!
    Mike:
    Hey, genius,
    You want to know why
    I bought the car? Huh?

    Not really.

    To drive it!
    You know, like,
    On the street?
    With the konk-honk
    And the vroom-vroom
    And no walking involved.

    (mock whining)

    give it a rest,
    will you, butterball?
    Come on, you could
    Use the exercise.

    I could use
    The exercise?!
    Look at you.
    You have your own climate!

    Girl monsters:
    How many tentacles
    Jump the rope?

    Boy monster:
    Morning, mike!
    Morning, sully!

    Hey! Morning, kids.
    Hey, kids.
    How you doing?

    Bye, mike!
    Bye, sully!

    Big eye:
    Ow! Hey!

    (humming)

    (sneezing)

    ah, nuts.

    (singing)

    hey, hey, hey! Fellas!

    Hey, tony!
    Tony! Ba-da-bing!
    --tony!
    --hey, tony!
    Pow, pow,
    Pow, pow, pow!

    I hear somebody`s
    Close to breaking


    The all-time
    Scare record.

    Ah, just trying to make sure
    There`s enough scream to go around.

    (laughing)

    hey! On the house!

    --hey, thanks!
    --grazie!

    Mike:
    Ba-da-bing!

    (startled gasp)

    oh, great.

    Hey, ted!
    Good morning!

    (clucking)

    see that, mikey?
    Ted`s walking to work.
    Big deal.

    Guy takes five steps
    And he`s there.

    (phones ringing)

    female monster:
    monsters, inc, please hold.
    Monsters, inc. please hold.
    Monsters, inc please hold.

    Morning. Sulley.

    Morning, ricky.

    Hey, it`s
    The sullster!

    See you on the scare floor,
    Buddy!

    Hey, marge
    Hey. How was jury duty?

    Morning, sulley!

    Hey!

    Hey!, it`s still
    Leaning to the left.
    It is not!

    Hey fellas.

    Hey, jerry.

    Hey, mr. Sullivan!

    Guys, I told you,
    Call me sulley.

    (nervous giggling)

    I don`t think so.
    We just wanted to wish
    You good luck today.

    Hey. Hey, hey,
    Hey, hey!
    Come on, get lost,
    You two.
    You`re making him
    Lose his focus.

    Oh. Sorry.

    See you later,
    Fellas.

    Go getèm
    Mr. Sullivan!

    Quiet! You`ll make
    Him lose his focus.

    Oh, no sorry!

    Shut up!

    -(phones ringing)
    -monsters, inc. please hold.
    Monsters, inc.
    I`ll connect you.

    Ms. Fearmonger is on vacation.
    Would you likr her voice mail?

    Oh, schmoopsie-poo.

    -( snakes squealing)
    -googley bear!

    Happy birthday.

    Oh, googley-woogley,
    You remembered!
    hey, sulley wulley.

    Oh, hey celia…
    Weelia.

    (clears throat):
    happy birthday.

    Thanks.
    So, uh… are we going
    Anywhere special tonight?

    I just got us
    Into a little place
    Called, um…
    Harryhausen`s.

    (gasps)

    harryhaysen`s?!
    but it`s impossible to
    get a reservation there!

    not for googley bear.
    I will see you at quitting time
    And not a minute later.

    Okay, sweetheart.

    Think romantical
    Thoughts.

    You and me
    Me and you
    Both of us together!

    You know, pal, she`s the one,
    That`s it.
    She is the one!

    I`m happy for you.

    Oh, and, uh,
    Thanks for hooking me up
    With those reservations.

    Oh, no problem.
    They`re under the
    Name googley bear.

    Oh, good ide…
    You know,
    That wasn`t very funny.

    (gasps)

    what the…?

    Wazowski!

    (screams)

    (grunts)

    (chuckling)

    what do you know?
    Is scares little kids
    And little monsters.

    I wasn`t scared.
    I have… allergies.

    (coughing)

    uh-huh. Sure.

    Hey, randall, save it for
    The scare floor, will you?

    I`m in the zone today,
    Sullivan.
    Going to be doing
    Some serious scaring.
    Putting up som big numbers.

    Wow, randall.
    That`s great.
    That should make it
    Even more humiliating
    When we break the record first.

    Ha, ha!
    Shh, shh, shh, shh,
    Shh, shh.
    Do you hear that?
    It`s the winds of change.

    (mocking voice):
    “you hear it?
    You hear the wind of ch…?”
    Oh, what a creep.
    One of these days,
    I am really…
    Going to let you teach that guy a lesson.

    (deep croaking)

    (liquid squishing)

    chalooby! Baby!

    Mike:
    Good morning, roz
    My succulent
    Little garden snail.
    And who would
    We be scaring today?

    Wazowski, you didn`t file
    Your paperwork last night.

    Oh, that darn paperwork.
    Wouldn`t it be easier
    If it all just blew away?

    (chair squeaking)

    don`t let it happen again.

    Yes, well, i`ll uh…
    I`ll try to be less careless.

    I`m watching you, wazowski.
    Always watching.

    Whoo! She`s nuts.

    Always!

    Celia (over P.A.):
    All scare floors are now active.
    Assistants, please report
    To your stations.

    (metallic clink)

    (machine beeps, bell dings)

    (bell dings)

    (clanking and whirring)

    (chime rings)

    okay, people, eastern seaboard
    coming on line.
    We got scarers coming out!

    (dramatic brass fanfare playing)

    ooh, they`re
    so awesome.

    (knuckles cracking)

    (clanging and growling)

    (slarls)

    (blowing)

    (growling)

    hey… may
    the best monster win.

    I plan to.

    (bell ringing)

    we are on in seven… six…
    five… four… three… two…

    (horn blaring)

    (growls)

    you`re the boss
    you`re the boss.
    You`re the big hairy
    Boss.

    (child screaming)

    (bell dings)

    oh, i`m feling good today,
    mikey!
    Yeah!

    Mike:
    Whoa!

    Attaboy.
    Attaboy.
    Another door coming right up.

    (whirring and clanking)

    (child screaming)

    (bell dings)

    (growling)

    you`re still behind,
    randall.
    You know, maybe I should realign
    The scream intake valve.

    Just get me
    Another door!

    A door! Yes, door!

    (bell dings)

    (bells dinging)

    (beeping)

    (metallic clanking)

    (click and hiss)

    (children screaming)

    (bells dinging)

    (children screaming)

    well, jerry, what`s
    the damage so far?

    We may actually
    Make our quota today, sir.

    Hmm. First time
    In a moth.

    (gurgling and burping)

    huh?!

    (door buzzing)

    (screaming and sobbing)

    what happened?

    The kids almost
    Touched me!
    She got this close
    To me!
    She wasn`t
    Scared of you?
    She was only six?

    I could`ve been dead!
    I could`ve dead!

    Keep it together, man.

    (whistling)

    hey! We got a dead
    door over here!

    --we`re coming!
    --coming!
    --look out!
    --out of the way!

    --Coming through!
    --excuse us.

    (whimpering)

    we`ve lost 58 doors
    this week, sir.

    Oh, kids these days.
    They just don`t get
    Scared like they used to.

    Let her rip!

    (buzzing)

    (metallic clank)

    (eerie blubbering)

    (bell dings)

    uh, sir?

    What?!

    Look.

    Celia (over P.A.):
    Attention.

    We have a new scare leader;
    Randall boggs.

    (snickering)

    (assistants cheering)

    (children screaming)

    (knuckles cracking)

    slumber party.

    (laughing)

    whoo!

    (beeping)

    celia (over P.A):
    never mind.

    Hey! Watch it!

    (sully laughing)


    well, james, that was
    an impressive display!

    oh, just doing my job,
    mr, waternoose.
    Of coursem I did
    Learn from the best.

    (both laughing)

    if I don`t see a new door at
    my station in five seconds
    I will personally put you
    Through the shredder!

    (screams)

    hey, wazowski, nice job!
    Those numbers
    Are pretty sweet.

    Are they?
    You know,
    I hadn`t even noticed.
    And, uh…
    How is georgie doing?

    He`s doing great!
    I love working
    With that big guy.

    (child screaming)

    keep the doors coming,
    Charlie.
    I`m on a roll today.

    George and I
    are like brothers.

    (gasping)

    2319! We have a 2319!

    (gasping)

    (alarm blaring)

    computer voice (over P.A.):
    red alert! Red alert!
    Red alert! Red alert! Red alert!

    Female (over P.P.):
    George sanderson
    Please remain motionless.
    Prepare for decontamination.

    Get it off!

    Jerry:
    Duck and cover, people!

    Oh, not the CDA.

    (siren wailing)

    cda agent:
    Move! Move! Move!

    Coming through, please.
    Stand aside.

    Cda agent 2:
    Clear the contaminated area.

    (screams)

    cda agent:
    this is a 2319 in progress.

    Keep the area clear.
    Coming through.
    Watch yourself.

    (grunts)

    (whimpering)

    stand back.
    Careful.

    (metallic clang)

    (drills whirring)

    ( all gasping)

    (muffled explosing)

    (drills whirring)

    all clear.

    Situation is nuner-niner-zero.

    Ready for decon.

    Hey, thanks, guys.
    That was a close one.

    Okay

    (shears bussing)

    (screaming)

    (whimpering)

    (ripping)

    (screaming)

    jerry:
    okay, people, take a break!

    We got the shut down
    For a half-hour
    And reset the system.

    An entire scare floor
    Out of commission.
    What else can go wrong?

    Oh… what a day.
    We`re just going through
    A rough time, sir.

    Everyone knows you`re going
    To get us through it.
    Tell that to the
    Board of directors.

    (slurping)

    james, this company
    has been in my family
    for three generations.
    I would do anything to
    Keep it from going under.

    Oh, so would I, sir.

    Well…
    Say, I could use your help
    with something.

    Anything, sir.

    You see, we`ve hired
    Some new scare recruits
    And frankly, they`re
    They`re, um… uh…

    Inexperienced?

    Oh, they stink!

    Uh-huh.

    And I thought maybe
    You might come by tomorrow
    And give the, a demonstration.

    I`ll start out with the old
    Waternooose jump-and-growl.

    (growling loudly)

    ha! Oh, oh, yes!
    Now, that`s my boy!

    (both laughing)

    (ringing)

    jerry:
    let`s go, everybody!
    All doors must be returned!
    No exceptions!

    --oh, yeah.
    --whoo!
    I`ve never seen anything
    Like you today.
    You were on
    A roll, my man.

    Another day like this
    And that scare record`s
    In the bag.
    That`s right, baby!

    Uh-huh.

    So get this—
    As if dinner wasn`t enough
    I`m taking her to a monster
    Truck rally afterwards.

    Nice.

    What`s on your agenda?

    Im going to head home
    And work out some more.

    Again? You know, there`s
    More to life than scaring.

    (sniffing)

    whew. Hey, can I
    borrow your odorant?
    Yeah. I got, uh…
    Smelly garbage or old dumpster.

    You got low tide?

    No.

    How about wet dog?

    Yep. Stink it up.

    (growling)

    you know, I am so romantic
    sometimes I think
    I should just marry myself.

    Give me a
    Break, mike.

    What a night of romance
    I got ahead of me.
    Tonight is about me
    And celia.
    Ooh, the love boat
    Is about to set sail.

    (imitating ship horn)

    cause I got
    to tell you, buddy
    that fave of heres,
    it just makes me heart go…

    yikes!

    Hello, wazowski
    Fun-filled evening
    Planned for tonight?

    Well, as a
    Matter of fact…

    Then i`m sure you
    Filed your paperwork
    Correctly… for once.
    Your stunned silence
    Is very reassuring.

    Oh, no. my scare reports—
    I left them on my desk
    And if i`m not at the restaurant
    In five minutes
    They`re going to give
    Our table away!
    what am I going to tell…
    Schmoopsie-poo.

    Hey, googley bear.
    Want to get going?

    Do I ever!
    It`s just that…

    What?

    Uh, you know,
    There`s a small….

    I don`t understand.

    It`s just that I forgot
    About some paperwork
    I was supposed to file.
    Mike was reminding me.
    Thanks, buddy.

    Whoo.
    I was? I mean, I was!
    Yeah, I was.

    Oh, okay.
    Let`s go then.

    We`re going!
    on my desk, sulley.
    The pink copies
    Go to accounting
    The fuchsia ones
    Go to purchasing
    And goldenrod ones
    Go to roz.
    Huh!
    Leave the puce.

    Sulley:
    Pink copies fo to accounting,
    The fuchsia ones go to roz.
    No, fuchsia ones
    Go to purchasing.
    The goldenrod ones go to roz.
    Man, I have no idea
    What puce is.
    Oh. That`s puce.
    Hmm?

    Uh, hello?
    Anyone?
    There`s a door here.
    Hmm.

    (door latch clicking)

    (door creaking)

    (whispering):
    hello?
    Hey.
    Psst.
    Anybody scaring in here?
    Hello?
    Yo!
    Hmm.

    (thump)

    (thump)

    (thump)

    (speaking baby talk)

    (screams)

    whoa! Ah! Ah!
    Oh!

    (giggling):
    here.
    Gotcha!

    (yells)

    (squeals in delight)

    eh!

    (giggling)

    (yells)

    (giggles)

    (gasps, then whimpers)

    (squeals in delight)

    (giggling)

    (laughs)

    oh!

    (loud crashinh, toy squeaking)

    yeow!

    (gasps)

    (toy ducks quacking)

    (yelling)

    (toy ducks quacking)

    (quacking)

    eww.

    (toy ducks quacking)

    (sighs)

    (yells)

    (panting)

    (toy quacking and squeaking)

    (squeaking)

    whew.

    (sulley sreams)

    (little girl
    speaking baby talk)

    kitty!

    (speaking baby talk)

    no, no—stay back.

    (speaking baby talk)

    (stutters in fear)

    (giggling)

    (speaking baby talk)

    (whine of disgust)

    (little girl
    speaking baby talk faintly)

    (whimpers)

    (door latch clicking)

    hmm.

    (speaking baby talk)

    (faint squeal
    of delight)

    (sneezes)

    (murmur of conversation)

    (knives begin sharpened)

    photographer:
    and hold it.

    (shutter clicks)

    all:
    get a paper bag!

    mmm.

    (laughing)

    oh, Michael, i`ve had
    a lot of birthday…
    well, not a
    lot of birthdays
    but this is the
    best birthday ever.

    Hmm.

    What are you
    Looking at?

    I was just thinking
    About the first time
    I laid eye on you—
    How pretty you looked.

    Stop it!

    Your hair was
    Shorter then.

    mm.hmmm. i`m thinking
    about getting it cut.

    (faint squeal of fear)

    no, no, I like
    it this length.

    (sighs of relief)

    I like everything
    About you.
    Just the other day
    Someone asked me who I thought
    The most beautiful monster was
    In all of monstropolis.
    You know what I said?

    What did you say?

    I said…
    --sulley?
    --sulley?

    No! no, no.
    That`s not
    What I was going to say.

    Mike, you`re not making sense.

    Sulley:
    Hi, guys!
    What a coincidence,
    Running into you here!
    Uh, i`m just going
    To order something to go.
    Michael…

    Sulley!

    I wonder what`s good here.
    Get out of here.
    You`re ruining everything.

    I went back to get
    You paperwork
    And there was a door.

    What?

    (rattling)

    a door?!
    Randall was in it.

    Waith a minute.
    Randall?
    That cheater!
    he`s trying
    To boost his numbers!

    There`s something else.

    What?!

    Ook-lay in the ag-bay.

    What?!

    Look in the bag.

    What bag?

    (sighs)

    (gasps)

    (giggling)

    oh!
    They don`t have
    Anything I like here.
    So take care, celia!
    Excuse me, sir.

    What`s going on?

    Celia, please try
    To understand.
    I have to do something!

    Michael?

    Photographer:
    On three.

    One… two….

    (squeals and giggles)

    (screaming)

    a kid!

    Boo!

    (all screaming)

    a kid!

    There`s a kid here—
    A human kid!

    (exclaiming in baby talk)

    oh!

    Celia:
    Googley bear!

    (yelling)

    (blows raspberry)

    come on!

    (monsters screaming in terror)

    mike:
    let`s get out of here!

    Cda helicopter pilot:
    Please reamin calm.
    This is not a drill.

    (siren wailing,
    tires screeching)

    cda agent 1:
    we have a 835 in pogress.
    Please advise.

    Michael? Michael?

    Oh, celia.

    --please come with me.
    --ow. Stop pushing.

    Hey, get your hands off
    My schmoopsie-poo!

    Building clear.
    Ready to decontamination.

    Well, I don`t think that date
    Could have gone any worse.

    (explosion)

    (electrical buzzing)

    if withnesses are to be believed
    there has been
    a child security breach
    for the first time
    in monster history.
    We can neither confirm no deny
    The presence of a human child
    Here tonight.
    Well, a kid flew right over me
    And blasted a car
    With its laser vision!
    I tried to run from it,
    But it picked me up
    With its mind powers
    And shook me like a doll!
    It`s true!
    I saw the whole thing!
    It is my professional opinion
    That now is the time
    To… panic!
    Oh-oh.

    (both yelling)

    oh, it`s coming!

    It`s coming!

    (giggling):
    boo!

    (both screaming)

    (distant sirens wailing)

    (delighted cry)

    (yelling)

    no, no, no, no, no!
    come here, kid.

    Whee.

    No, don`t touch those,
    You little…!
    Oh, now
    Those where alphabetized.
    It`s okay, it`s all right.
    As long as it doesn`t
    Come near us
    We`re going to be okay.

    (sneezes)

    (screams)

    (yelling in pain)

    (whimperlin in fear)

    wanna ride on it!

    Da, da-da.

    Oh, y-you like this?
    Fetch!

    (giggles)

    (gasps)

    hey, hey, that`s it!
    No one touches
    Little mikey!

    (whining)

    mike, give her the bear.

    Oh! No.

    (electrical buzzing)

    (screaming and crying continue)

    (buzzing continues)

    (exclaiming in fear)

    make it stop, sulley!
    Make it stop!

    Look! See the bear?
    Ooh, nice bear.

    (screams)

    sulley!

    See?
    Ooh, bear, ooh.
    Oh, he`s
    A happy bear.

    He`s not crying,
    Neither should you
    Or we`ll be
    In trouble
    Cause they`re gonna find us
    So please stop crying
    Right now

    Good, good, sulley.
    Keep it up.
    You`re doing great.

    Ooh, the happy bear,
    He has no…

    (screaming)

    she touched me!

    Sulley, the bear!
    The bear!
    Giver her the…

    Whoa!

    (giggles)

    (screaming with laughter)

    (electrical buzzing
    grows louder)

    (light bulb shatters)

    (giggles)

    what was that?

    (thumping)

    I have no idea
    But it would be
    Really great
    If it didn`t
    Do it again.

    (giggles)

    shh, shh, shh.
    Shh…
    Shh.
    Shh…

    Ah!

    How could I do this?
    How could I be so stupit?
    This could destry
    The company.

    The company?
    Who cares
    About the company?!
    What about us?
    That thing is
    A killing machine!

    La-la-la-la-la-la

    I bet it`s just waiting for
    us to fall asleep
    and then wham!
    Oh, we`re easy prey,
    My friend—easy prey.
    We`re sitting targets.
    Okay, look, I think
    I have a plan here.
    Using mainly spoons, we dig
    A tunnel under the city
    And relase it into the wild.

    Spoons.

    That`s it, i`m out of ideas.
    We`re closed.
    Hot air ballon?
    Too expensive.
    Giant slingshot?
    Too conspicuous.
    Enormous wooden horse?
    Too greek!

    (speaking baby talk)

    no plan. No plan.
    Can`t think.
    Can`t think.
    Flatlining.

    Uh, mike?
    I think she`s getting tired.

    Well, then
    Why don`t you
    Find someplace
    For it for sleep?
    While I think of a plan!

    Are you sleepy?
    You want to sleep?
    Is that what you want?
    Huh`?

    (crunching)

    okay, all right.
    I`m making a nice little area
    For you to…

    (giggling)

    no. hey, hey,
    that`s my bed!
    you`re going to get
    your germs all over it.

    (sighing):
    fine.
    My chair is
    More comfortable anyway.

    (yells)

    what?

    (speaking fearfully)

    it`s just a closet.
    Will you go to sleep?
    Hey, that looks like randall.
    Randall`s your monster.
    You think he`s going
    To come through the closet
    And scare you.
    Oh, boy, how do I explain this?
    Uh, it`s empty.
    --see?

    --ah!

    No monster is here.

    Well, now there is
    But i`m not going to scare you.
    I`m off-duty.

    Okay.
    How about I sit here,
    Until you fall asleep?

    Go ahead.

    Go to sleep.
    Now.
    Now… go.
    Uh, you…
    Go… to…
    Sleep.

    (imitating snoring)

    (giggles)

    (sighs in relief)

    (door creaks softly)

    hey, mike,
    this might sound crazy
    but I don`t think
    that kid`s dangerous.

    Really? Well, in that case,
    Let`s keep it.
    I always wanted a pet
    That could kill me!

    Now, look.
    What if we just put
    Her back in her door?

    What?

    Mike, think about it.
    If we send her back,
    It`s like it never happened.
    Everything goes back to normal.

    Is that a joke?
    Tell me you`re joking.
    ¨
    sully, i`d like to think
    that, give the circumstances
    I have been extremely
    Forgiving up to now
    But that is a horrible idea!
    What are we going to do?
    March right out into
    Public with that thing?
    Then I guess we just waltz
    Right up the factory, right?

    I can`t believe we are waltzing
    Right up to the factory.
    Sully, a mop, a couple of
    Light and some chair fabric
    Are not going
    To fool anyone!
    Just think about
    A few names, will you?
    Loch ness, Bigfoot,
    The abominable snowman—
    They all got one thing
    In common, pal—banishment.
    We could be next!
    Don`t panic—

    We can do this.
    Hey, how you doing, frank?
    Hey, guys.
    Everthing`s going
    To be okay.

    (gasping)

    (equipment buzzimg loudly)

    number one wants this place
    dusted for prints.
    Careful with that.
    I got a good view from here.
    A little lower.
    This was recovered
    At the scene.

    Don`t panic.
    Don`t panic!

    Don`t tell me
    Not to panic.
    Just keep it together.
    Everything is not okay!

    Little girl:
    Boo.

    …could be contaminated.
    Gentlemen, safety
    Is our number one concern.
    If there`s anything that…
    Not now, not now.
    Oh, hello, little one.
    Where did you come from?

    Mr. waternoose!
    Ah, james!
    Is this one yours?

    Actually, that`s my, uh,
    Cousin`s sisters`s daughter, sir.
    Yeah, it`s uh…
    Bring an obscure
    Relative to work day.

    Hmm, must have missed the memo.
    Well, listen, james
    Why don`t you stop by
    The simulator after lunch today
    And give us
    That scare demonstration
    We talked about, huh?

    Oh, oh, sir, uh….
    Exuse me,
    Mr. waternoose?

    Yes, yes, i`m coming.
    All right then, i`ll see
    You afternoon, james.
    That is, if these gentlemen
    Haven`t shut us down.

    Oh, boy.
    Oh, a scare demo.

    Well, that is great.
    Why am I
    The last to know?
    We can bring your cousin`s
    Sister`s daughter along.
    She`ll be a big hit!

    (equipment buzzing loudly)

    halt!

    (yelling)

    stop him!
    Hold him down.

    Come on,
    The coast is clear.
    Okay, all we have to do
    Is get rid of that thing.
    So, wait here while
    I get its card key.

    But she can`t stay here.
    This is the men`s room.
    That is the weirdest thing
    You have ever said.
    It`s fine it`s okay.
    Look, it loves it here!
    It`s dancing with joy!

    Uh, uh, uh, uh.

    I`ll be right back
    With its door key.

    (laughs)

    that`s cute little
    dance you`re got.
    It almost looks
    Like you`re got to…

    (whining)

    oh.

    (singing in baby talk)

    (singing stops)

    uh, are you
    done in there?

    (squeals)

    ah! Sorry. Sorry.

    (Singing)

    (toilet flushes)

    okay, you
    finished now, right?
    Hello?

    (yells)

    boo.

    (giggles)

    (sighs)

    (giggling)

    (chuckles)

    where did she go?
    Oh, did she disappear?
    Did she turn invisible?

    (giggling softly)

    I just have no idea.
    Gotcha!

    Boo.

    (giggles)

    hey, you`re good.

    (sighs)

    be relaxed,
    be relaxed, be relaxes.

    Roz, my tender,
    Oozing blossom
    You`re looking
    Fabulous today.
    Is that a new haircut?
    Come on, tell me.
    It`s a new haircut,
    Isn`t it?
    That`s got to be
    A new haircut.
    New makeup?
    You`ve had a lift.
    You`ve had a tuck.
    You`ve had something.
    Something has been
    Inserted in your skin
    That makes you look like…

    (sighs)

    listen, I need a favor.
    Randall was working
    Late last night
    Out on the scare floor.
    I really need the key
    For the door he was using.

    Well, isn`t that nice?
    But guess what?
    You didn`t turn in
    Your paperwork last night.

    He didn`t… i…
    No paperwork?

    This office is now closed.

    (mike screams in pain)

    ready or not, here I come!
    I`m getting warmer.
    Any second now.
    Fee fi fo…

    What are you doing?!

    i-i`m looking for the kid.

    You lost it?!

    No, no, she just…

    (squeals)

    here she is.

    (whining)

    hey, what`s the matter?

    Randall:
    I already told your buddies
    I haven`t seen anything.

    Cda agent:
    All right, carry on.

    (splashing)

    randall! Thanks goodness!
    What are we going to do
    About the child?
    Shh!
    Shh, shh, shh.

    (door slams open)

    (door slams open)

    the front page!
    It`s no the front page.
    The child—
    The one you were after.

    Will you be quiet?!
    Don`t you think i`m aware
    Of the situation?
    I was up all night
    Trying to find it.

    I did a simple
    Calculation
    Factoring in the size
    Of the sushi restaurant.
    The child
    May have escaped!

    Yeah, wel, until
    We know for sure
    We`re going to act like nothing
    Happened, understand?
    You just get the machine
    Up and running.
    I`ll take care of the kid.
    And when I find whoever
    Let it out, they`re dead!

    Oh!

    Why are you still here?
    Come on, go!
    Move! Now!

    Fungus:
    Ow, ow! I`m not here.

    Sulley (whispering):
    They`re gone.

    (squeaking and splashing)

    little girl:
    eww.

    Mike:
    This is bad.
    This is so very bad.

    What were they talking
    About a machin?

    Who cares? Oh!

    Look, don`t panic—
    All we have to do
    Is call her door down
    And send her home.

    You`re right,
    You`re right.
    We`re just two regular joes
    On our way to work.
    Well will blend right in.

    Top of the morning; fellas!

    Hey, what`s
    shakin; bacon?

    Did you lose weight?
    Or a limb?

    You have
    her card key, right?

    Of course
    I have her card key.
    I went and got her card key
    And now I have her card key.

    Okay, here we go.

    Take care of youself.
    Try not to run
    Through any more closets.

    (giggles)

    mike, that`s
    not her door.

    What are you
    Talking about?
    Of course it`s her door.
    It`s her door.

    No, her door was white
    And it had flowers on it.

    No. it must have been
    dark last night

    because this is its door.

    (polka music playing)

    hey, you hear that?
    Sounds like
    Fun in there!
    Okay, send me a postcard, kid.
    That`s mike wazowski, care of
    22 mike-wazowski-
    you-got-your-life-back lane.

    Mowki kowski.

    Very good.
    Now bon voyage!
    Bye-bye!
    Come on.
    Look at the stick.
    See the stick?
    Go get the stick!
    Go fetch.

    Mike, this isn`t
    Boo`s door.

    Boo? What`s boo?

    That`s what I decided
    To call her.

    Is there a problem?

    Sulley, you`re not
    Supposed to name it.
    Once you name it, you start
    Getting attached to it!
    Now put that thing
    Back where I came from,
    Or so help me…

    Oh, hey!
    We`re rehearsing a scene
    For the upcoming company play
    Called put that thing
    Back where it came from
    Or so help me.

    (mike laughing)

    it`s a musical!

    Put that thing back where
    It came from or so help me
    Bom-bom, bom-bom,
    Bom-bom…
    So help me,
    So help me.

    And cut!
    We`re still
    Working on it.
    It`s a work
    In progress
    But, hey,
    We need ushers.
    Sulley, i`ve had enough.
    Now say good-bye to…
    Where`d it go?
    What`d you do with it?

    (gasps):
    where is she?
    I don`t belive it.
    She got away
    From you again?!
    Well, that is just…
    Wait a minute.
    The sun is coming up.
    This is perfect!
    She`s gone!
    Hey, hey, hey, hey.
    Where are you going?
    Sulley, please,
    Don`t blow this.
    Not when we`re so close
    To breaking the record.
    Somebody else
    Will find the kid.
    It`ll be their problem,
    Not ours!
    She`s out of our hair!

    What are you two doing?

    They`re rehearsing a play.

    She`s out of our hair!

    Can it, wazowski!
    So, what do you think of that
    Kid getting out, Sullivan?
    Pretty crazy, huh?

    Oh, yeah, crazy.

    Word on the street is the kid`s
    Been traced back
    To this factory.
    You haven`t seen anything,
    Have you?

    Uh, well, uh…

    No, no way!
    But if it was
    An inside job
    I`d put my money
    On waxford.

    Waxford?

    Yeah, the one
    At station six.
    You know, her`s got
    Them shifty eyes.

    Hey, waxford!

    Sulley!

    Celia:
    Michael wazowski!

    (whimpers)

    last night was one
    of the worst nights
    of my entire life,
    bar none!

    (hissing)

    I thought
    You cared about me.

    Honey, please.
    Schmoopsie, I thought
    You liked susi.

    Celia:
    Sushi? Sushi?!!

    You think this is
    Aboyt sushi?!

    Wazowski!

    Michael! Mike…
    Men.

    (panting)

    breathe. Keep breathing.

    Whew.
    Yikes!

    Where`s the kid?

    Kid? What kid?

    It`s here in
    The factory, isn`t it?

    You`re not
    Pinning this on me.
    It never would
    Have gotten out
    If you hadn`t been
    Cheating last night!

    Cheating?

    Cheating. Right.
    Okay I think I know how
    to make this all go away.
    What happens when the whistle
    Blows in five minutes?

    Uh… I get a time-out?

    Everyone goes to lunch!
    Which means the scare floor
    Will be…?

    Painted?

    Empty! It`ll be
    Empty, you idiot!
    You see that clock?
    When the big hand
    Is pointing up
    And the little hand
    Is pointing up
    The kid`s door
    Will be in my station.
    But when the big hand
    Points down
    The door will be gone.
    You have until then
    To put the kid back.
    Get the picture?

    (roaring playfully)

    boo!

    (giggles)

    no.

    hey, you! Halt!
    He`s the one.
    The one from
    The commercial!
    Affirmative.
    That`s him.
    Can we get
    An autograph?

    Oh, oh sure.
    No problem.

    You can make that out
    To Bethany, my daughter.

    Yes. Let`s see…
    From your scary friend
    Best wishes…
    So I said,
    If you talk to me
    Like that again,
    We`re through!

    What`d she say?

    You know my mom.
    She send me to my room.

    See you guys later,
    Take it easy.

    Bottoms up!

    (gasps in horror)

    no!

    (singing)

    whoa!
    Hey.

    (growling)

    oh, well, hello, there.
    What`s your name?

    Mike wazowski!

    (machinery pounding loudly)

    (grinding and chooping)

    (panting)

    (moans)

    sulley!
    Oh, sulley.
    Okay, sulley come on, enough.
    Hey, guys seen
    Sulley anywhere?

    Nope. Sorry.

    Oh, sulley!

    Noy, wazowski looks
    Like he`s in trouble.

    (squeaking and quacking)

    2319!
    We have a 2319!

    Oh, dear.

    Get him!

    Sulley? Sulley!

    (moaning)

    sulley!
    Oh, great news, pal.
    I got us a way out of this mess
    But we got to hurry.
    Where is it?

    (whimpering)

    sull, that`s
    a cube of garbage.

    (squeaks)

    uh-oh.

    i-i can still hear
    her little voice.

    Boo:
    Mika wazowski!

    Hey, I can hear her, too.

    Baby monsters:
    Mike wazowski!
    How many kids
    You got in there?

    Mika wazowski!

    Kitty!

    Boo!

    Boo, oh,
    You`re all right!
    I was so worried!
    Don`t you ever run away from me
    Again, young lady!
    Oh, but i`m so glad
    You`re safe.

    My, what an affectionate father.

    Actually, she`s
    My cousin`s sister`s…

    Okay, sulley.

    That`s enough.
    Let`s go.

    Mike wazowski!

    Yeah, yeah.
    Step aside, kid.
    We`re in a…

    (screams in pain)

    (screams with laughter)

    (electrical buzzing)

    (light bulbs shattering)

    (gasping)

    (baby monsters screaming and crying)

    will you stop
    making boo laugh?

    I did`t, so come on!

    (screaming and crying continue)

    I still don`t understand.
    You`ve got boo`s door?

    I`ll explain later.
    Run.
    Okay, let`s move,
    Let`s move, let`s move.
    Come on.
    Oh, please be there, please
    Be there, please be there.
    There is is!
    Just like randall said!

    Randall
    What a minute.

    (cries out in fear)

    oh, hey.

    One, two, three, four!
    Get the kid back
    Through the door!

    Hey, hey.

    We`re going to get
    Our lives back.
    The nightmare is over.

    Hey. It`s okay, boo.
    What`s the matter?

    Come on, it`s time to move!

    Mike, what are you thinking?
    We can`t trust randall.
    He`s after boo,

    Who cares?
    Let`s go.
    This is a limited time offer.

    No, no.
    I don`t like this.

    Look, sulley, you wanted
    Her door and there it is.
    Now, let`s move.

    No, mike.

    (sighs):
    you want me to prove
    everything`s on up-and.up?
    fine! He wants the door,
    I get the door…

    (whispering):
    mike, wait!
    He`s a paranoid delusional
    Furball.

    Mike!

    (whimpers in fear)

    (whining)

    shh, shh, shh.

    (small dry of surprise)

    (lunch bell rings)

    hey, sulley,
    where you been all day?
    Sulley? Sulley?

    Huh?

    (whispering):
    mike?
    Mike?
    Where are you?
    You in there?
    Where are you, buddy?
    Mike?

    Hey.

    (door thunks)

    (excited baby talk)

    boo, way to go.

    (giggles)

    it`s okay.

    (door clunks shut)

    (pipes whistling and venting)

    (distant voices)

    randall:
    yes! I got the kid!

    Fungus:
    Oh, huzzah!
    That`s great news.
    Not that I was concerned,
    Of course.

    Just get over
    Here and help me!

    Come on, come
    On, come on.

    While we`re young
    Here, fungus!

    (both straining)

    kid needs to take
    off a few pounds,

    (yelps)

    wazowski?!
    Where is it,
    You little one –eyed cretin?

    Okay, first of all,
    It`s cree-tin.
    If you`re going
    To threaten me
    Do it properly.
    Second of all, you`re nuts
    If you think kidnapping me
    Is going to help you cheat
    Your way to the top!

    (chuckling evilly)

    you still think this is about
    that stupit scare record?

    Well… I did, right up
    Until you chuckled like that
    And now i`m thinking
    I should just get out of here.
    I am about to revolutionize
    The scaring industry
    And when I do, even
    The great james P. Sullivan
    Is going to be
    Working for me.

    Mike:
    Well
    Somebody`s certainly
    Been a busy bee.

    First, I need to know
    Where the kid is
    And you`re going
    To tell me.

    Yeah, I don`t
    Know anything.

    Uh-huh, sure.

    Mike:
    I don`t.
    I mean, I don`t.
    Oh-oh.

    (mechanical clanging and grinding)

    what`s that?
    Come on.
    Wait, wait. Wait.
    Oh-oh. Oh-oh.
    Oh, come on.
    No, no, no, no, no.
    Come on,
    Hey, hey, hey,
    This thing is moving.
    I don`t like big…
    Moving things that are
    Moving towards me.
    No! come on!
    Hey, randall!

    Say hello
    For the scream extractor.

    Hello.
    Come on,
    Where you going?
    We`ll talk.
    Come on,
    We`ll have a latte!
    Come on.
    We can talk
    About this.

    (electrical whirring starts, then grows louder)

    what`s that thing?
    What is that thing?

    Wait, wait, wait!
    Stop, stop!
    No, no!
    Come on, hey!

    (deep, resonating whirring)

    help! Help! Help!
    Help!

    (yelling)

    (noise dies away)

    oh, for…
    what did you
    do wrong this time?

    I don`t know.
    I calibrated the drive…
    Go check the machine!
    There must be something wrong
    With the scream intake valve.
    That`s the problem
    With these 3250 units…

    Huh?

    Hmm.

    Psst!

    Fungus.
    Fungus.
    You like cars, huh?
    Cause I got a really nice car.
    If you let me go,
    I`ll give you…
    A ride in the car.
    Please, fungus?

    I`m sorry, wazowski,
    But randall said
    I`mnot allowed to fraternize
    With victims of his evil plot.

    (gasps)

    (clanging)

    hmm…

    (zapping)

    (electrical whirring)

    ( clanking, rattling, whirring)

    (gasps)

    (muffled screams)

    what happened?
    Where`s wazowski?

    (muffled screams)

    (shuts off machine)

    where is he?!

    (whimpering)

    (growls)

    (whimpering)

    (squeals)

    come on!
    This is crazy.
    He`s going to kill us!

    Cda agent 1:
    Careful.
    That could be contaminated.

    We got to get out of here now!
    We can start a whole new life
    Somewhere far away.
    Good-bye, monsters, inc.!
    Good-bye, mr. waternoose!

    No, mike, wait!

    Hey, what are you doing?

    Follow me. I have an idea.

    No! no, no, no, no,
    No, no, no, no…

    Computer voices (over P.A.):
    Simulation terminated.

    Waternoose:
    No, no, no, no, no.
    What was that?
    You`re trying to scare the kid,
    Not lull it to sleep.

    I was going for a
    Snake/ninja aooroach
    With a little hissing.

    (hisses)

    how many times
    do I have to tell you?
    It`s all about presence!
    About how you enter the room!

    Mr. waternoose!

    James! Perfect timing.

    No, no. sir, you
    Don`t understand.
    Ah, now show these monsters
    How it`s done.
    What`no, no,
    I can`t…
    Sir…
    Sir, you have
    To listen to me.

    Pay attention, everyone.
    You`re about to see
    The best in the business.
    Reset the simulator.

    But-but, sir!

    Mother:
    Good night, sweetheart.
    Animatronic boy:
    Night, mom.

    Kitty!

    No, boo, no, no!

    Now, give us a big, loud roar.
    Mr. waternoose,
    There`s no time for this.
    Come on. What are you
    Waiting for? Roar!

    But-but-but, sir!

    Roar!

    (groans)

    (roaring ferociously)

    (shrieking in terror)

    (gasps)

    (roaring ferociously)

    (squeals)

    (boo crying)

    (students applauding)

    waternoose:
    well done.
    Well done, james.

    Boo?

    --all right, gentleman,
    I hope you`ve learned…
    --right this way, everyone.
    …a valuable lesson
    in scaring today.

    (fearful whimper)

    (whines softly)

    boo.

    (nervous grunt)

    (whining)

    boo?

    (panicked grunts)

    (door slams)

    boo, it`s me.

    (squealing)

    (gasps):
    the child!

    Sir, she isn`t toxic.
    I know it sounds
    Crazy, but trust me.

    Boo?
    No, no, no, no.

    It`s okay.
    I was just…

    (whimpering in fear)

    no, no, no, no,
    don`t be scared.
    That wasn`t real.
    It`s just a…

    --boo.
    --now that we have her…
    …he is trying
    to kill us.
    This whole thing
    Is randalls fault.

    Randall?

    Yes. And we can take you his
    Secret lab. Which is right here
    In this factory.
    How could this happen?
    Oh, how could this happen?
    Does anyone else
    Know about this?

    No, sir.

    Good.
    This company can`t afford
    Any more bad publicity.
    Now, befor we do
    Anything else, let`s…
    Take care of the child.

    Oh, I never thought things
    Would come to this…
    Not in mt factory.
    I`m sorry you boys
    Got mixed up in this.
    Especially you, james.
    But now we can set
    Everything straight again
    For the good of the company.

    (whirring)

    (thunk)

    mike:
    uh…
    sir, that`s not her door.

    I know, I know.

    It`s yours.

    (startled gasps)

    ( grunts)

    (yelling)

    no!

    (gasps)

    (voice echoing):
    boo!

    (gasps)

    no! no! no! no! no! no! no!

    (desperate grunts)

    it`s too late!
    We`re banished, genius.
    We`re in the human world!
    Oh, what a great idea, going
    To your old pal waternoose!
    Too bad he was in
    On the whole thing!
    All you had to do was listen
    To me—just once!
    But you didn`t, did you?
    You`re still not listening!

    (yelling)

    (sulley grunting and groaning)

    take that!

    (growling)

    (gasps in horroe)

    velcome to the Himalayas!

    (wind gusting)

    abominable!

    (chuckles)

    can you belive that?
    Do I look abominable to you?
    Why can`t they call me
    The adorable snowman or…
    Or the agreeable snowman,
    For crying out loud?
    I`m a nice guy.
    Snow cone?

    Yuck.

    No, no, no.
    Don`t worry—
    It`s lemon.
    Uh. How about
    You, big fella?
    Snow cone?

    Did you see the way she…
    Looked at me?

    (sighs)

    ah, poor guy.
    I understand.
    It ain`t easy
    Being banished.
    Take my buddy, Bigfoot.
    When he was banished
    He fashioned an enormous diaper
    Out of poison ivy.
    Wore it on this head
    Like a tiara.
    Called himself king itchy.
    Ah, it won`t be so hard for
    You guys, though, you know
    I mean how lucky
    Can you get?
    Banished with your
    Best friends.

    He is not my friend.

    Oh. I just assumed you
    Were buddies, you know
    When I saw you out
    There in the snow
    Hugging and all that.

    Look at that big jerk.
    Ruined my life, and for what?
    A stuipid kid!
    Because of you,
    I am now stuck
    In this frozen
    Wasteland!

    Wasteland?
    I think you mean wonderland!
    I mean, how about
    All this fabulous snow, huh?
    Oh, and wait till you see
    The local village.
    Cutest thing in the world.
    I haven`t even mentioned
    All the free yak`s milk.

    What… what did you say?

    Yak`s milk.
    Milking a yak
    Ain`t exactly a picnic.
    You know, once you pick
    The hairs out
    It`s very nutritious.

    No, no. something
    About a village.
    Where?
    Are there kids in it?

    Kids? Sure.
    Tough kids, sissy kids,
    Kids who climb on rocks…

    Where is it?!

    It`s at the bottom
    Of the mountain.
    Around a three-day hike.

    Oh, three days?!
    We need to get there now!

    (thump)

    (ding)

    you want to go to willage?
    Okay, rule number one
    Out here.
    Always…
    No.
    Never go out in a blizzard.

    We need to get to boo.

    (grunts, then gasps)

    boo?!
    What about us?

    (grunts)

    ever since that kid
    came in
    you`ve ignored
    everything i`ve said
    and now look where we are!
    Oh, we were about
    To beak the record, sulley.
    We would have had I made!

    None of that matters now.

    None of it matter…
    Wa-wait a second.
    None of it matters?

    (sighs)

    mike:
    okay.

    That`s…. no. good great.
    So, now the truth comes out,
    Doesn`t it?

    Oh, would you
    Look at that?
    We`re out of snow cones, uh…
    Let me… just go outside
    And make some more.

    Sulley, what about everything
    We ever worked for?
    Does that matter?
    Huh?
    And what about celia?
    I am never… never going to see her again.
    Doesn`t that matter?

    (sigh)

    what about me?
    I`m your pal.
    I`m… i`m your best friend.
    Don`t I matter?

    (sighs)

    i`m sorry, mike.
    I`m sorry we`re stuck out here.
    I didn`t mean
    For this to happen.
    But boo`s in trouble.
    I think there might
    Be a way to save her
    If we can just
    Get down to that…

    We?

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. We?
    No.
    There`s no we this time, pal.
    i-if-if you want
    to go out there
    and freeze to death
    you be my guest…
    because you`re on your own.

    (wind whistles)

    hey, I got more snow cones!

    Ohh!

    Ahh!

    Ahh!

    (yells)

    (grunting and groaning)

    (wind howling)

    (distant child screaming)

    (children screaming)

    oh, come on, now, george.
    I know you can do this.
    I picked out an easy door
    For you—in Nepal.
    Nice, quiet Nepal.

    You know, you`re right.
    Here, take this.

    Go get em georgie!

    Gangway! Look out!
    Coming through!
    Sorry, george.

    Hey, you can`t just…

    (gasps)

    23…

    (gagging)

    (whistling)

    out of the way!

    --hey!
    --whoa!

    Don`t

    (gasps)

    (whimpers)

    finally!
    I never should have
    Trusted you with this.
    Because of you, I had
    To banish my top scarer!

    With this machine,
    We wan`t need scarers.

    Besides, Sullivan got
    What he deserved.
    Sullivan was twice the scarer
    You will ever be!

    (low growl)

    (panting)

    (clanging)

    (grunting)

    (yells with effort)

    (mechanical whirring)

    (gasps)

    kitty!

    (whirring and hissing)

    (shrieking)

    (roaring)

    kitty!

    Sullivan?

    (grunting)

    wh-whoa!

    Kitty!

    Sorry, boo.

    Stop him!

    (growls)

    let`s get you home.

    (panting)

    (blow lands)

    ooh!

    Waternoose:
    Finish him off!

    Ohh! Ooh! Oh!

    (clanging)

    (thunk)

    you don`t know how long
    i`ve wanted to do
    that. Sullivan.

    (grunts)

    (chuckles)

    (punches landing)

    hah!

    Ooh!

    (shrieks)

    (panting)

    ooh!
    Mike?!

    Look, it`s not that I
    Don`t care about the kid.

    Mike, you don`t
    Understand.

    Yes, I do. I was
    Just mad, that`s all.
    I needed some time to think.
    But you shouldn`t
    Have left me out there.

    (thump)

    i`m being attacked!

    No, i`m not attacking you.
    I`m trying to be honest.
    Just hear me out.
    You and I are a team.
    Nothing is more important
    Than out friendship.
    i-i-i know, kid.
    He`s too sensitive.

    (gagging)

    (whining cry)

    come on, pal.
    If you start crying,
    I`m going to cry
    And i`ll never get through this.
    I`m sorry
    I wasn`t there for you
    But I am now.
    Ow!

    Sulley, I am baring
    My soul here.
    The least you could do
    Is pay attention!

    (yells in pain)

    (sighs in relief)

    hey, look at that—
    it`s randall! It`s…
    oh.

    Come on!

    Waternoose:
    Get up!
    There can`t be
    Any witnesses.

    There won`t be.

    I`m glad you came back, mike.

    Somebody`s got take care
    Of you, you big hairball.

    (celia screaming)

    (screaming)

    ow!
    Schmoopsie-poo,
    I really can`t talk.

    Came on!

    Michael, if you
    Don`t tell me
    What`s going on right
    Now, we are through!
    You hear me? Through!

    Here`s the truth.
    You know the kid that they`re
    Looking for—sulley let her in.

    We tried to
    Send her back
    But waternoose
    Had this secret plot
    And now randall`s right behind
    Us and he`s trying to kill us!

    You expect me to belive that
    Pack of lies, mike wazowski?!

    Mike wazowski!

    (startled yell)

    I love you, schmoopsie-poo!

    Randall:
    Move it! Look out, you…

    Oh!

    ..idiot!

    (huffing)

    look out. Coming through,
    here, coming through!
    Make way. Move it!
    Hurry up, hurry up.

    There they are!

    Celia: (over P.A.)
    Attention, employees:
    Randall boggs
    Has just broken
    The all-time scare record.

    Huh?
    No, I didn`t.
    Get out of my way!

    (clamoring)

    go get em googley bear!

    (boo shrieks)

    there it is!

    Randall:
    Get off mt tail!
    Let me through!

    Sulley,
    What are you doing?

    Grab on, mike!

    Are you out of your…?

    (screaming)

    (whirring)

    (mike whimpering)

    mike:
    sulley, what are we doing?

    We have to get boo`s door
    And find a station.

    Mike:
    Wha a plan—
    Simple, yet insane!

    (growls)

    whoa.

    --(gasps)
    --oh, boy.

    Hold on!

    (mike screaming)

    (screaming)

    (clinking)

    wow!

    Don`t look down!

    (teeth chattering)

    (rattling)

    (startled gasp)

    (screaming)

    (shrieking)

    i`m gonna be sick.
    I`m gonna be sick!

    Whoa!

    (screaming)

    oh, no!

    (chugging and clanking)

    no!

    aah…

    boo`s door?

    There it is?

    Mike:
    How are we supposed
    To get to it now?

    Oh, it`s a dead
    And, sulley!

    (gasps)

    mike:
    there he is.

    Make her laugh.

    What, sulley?!

    Just do it!

    Oh… ow!

    (laughing)

    (squealing laughter)

    engines starting)

    Sullivan:
    Get it open.
    Here he comes.

    Give me that kid!

    (birds twittering)

    (boo giggling)

    why couldn`t we
    get banished here?

    Come on. We got to
    Find another door.

    (gasps)

    look. Boo`s door!

    (grunting)

    there he is!
    Hurry up, hurry up!

    Give me your hand.

    (screaming)

    (grunts)

    come on, it slides,
    it slides!

    Ooh, right, right, right.

    (panting)

    (gasps)

    jump!
    I`m behind you!

    Come on!

    Hurry up! Keep moving!

    Get inside!

    Ooh! That was weird.
    (grunts)

    mike?

    Oh, sorry, buddy.

    (stunned mumbling)

    (growls)

    (electronic whirring)

    oh!

    I hope that, lizard boy!

    (laughing)

    great job, buddy.
    We lost him.

    (squeals)

    boo!

    Ha, ha!

    No!

    (screaming)

    nice working with you!

    Get it open!

    --im trying!
    --open the door!
    Come on, get in here!

    (boo crying)

    (grunting)

    boo!

    (panting)

    there they are!

    Sulley, what are you doing?
    Sulley?

    (sulley grunts)

    (mike grunts)

    (yells)

    looks like we caught
    the express, pal.

    Do you see them?

    Straight ahead!

    No…

    (stifled cry)

    (grunting nervously)

    kitty!

    Boo!

    (yelling)

    (whimpering)

    randall:
    look at everybody`s
    favoritt scarer now!
    You stupit, pathetic waste!

    (thump)

    you`ve been number one
    for too long, Sullivan.
    Now your time is up!
    And don`t worry.
    I`ll take good care of the kid.

    No!

    (yelling)

    (boo grunting and randall gagging)

    (randall groaning)

    (gagging)

    (roaring angrily)

    she`s not scared
    of you anymore.

    (roars angrily)

    looks like you`re out of a job.

    (gulps)

    all right, come on,
    over the plate.
    Let`s see
    The ol`stuff here, pal.
    Come on, now chuck him,
    Chuck him, baby, hum, bany.
    Hum, baby,
    Here`s the pitch.

    Wait, please, don`t,
    Don`t don`t!
    No!

    And he is…
    Out of here!

    (crichets chirping)

    boy:
    mama, another gator
    got in the house.

    Another gator?!
    Give me that shovel!
    Come here!

    (clanging, yelling)

    get him, mama!
    Get that gator!

    Care to do the honors,
    Mike?

    With pleasure.

    (thud)

    (baby talk)

    that`s right, boo.
    You did it.
    You beat him.

    (raspberry)

    come on.

    Okay, boo,
    It`s time to go home.
    Take care of yourself,
    And be a good girl, okay?

    (gasps)

    oh, no!
    the power`s out!

    Make her laugh again.

    All right, I got a move here.
    It`ll bring down the house.
    Up…

    (metallic clang)

    (gloans softly)

    oh, sorry, she didn`t see that.

    What?! What`d you do,
    Forget to check
    If her stupit hood was up
    Ya big dope?!

    (singsong):
    uncle mike, try not to yell
    in front og her.
    You know we still need her
    To laugh.

    Right.

    (laughs)

    hey, boo, just kidding. Look!

    (gibberish)

    funny, right? Huh?
    See what the…
    These are the jokes, kid.
    Whoa!

    What`s happening?

    Sullivan:
    Hold on!

    When the door lands
    In this station, cut the power.
    You`ll have the child
    And the criminals responsible
    For this whole mess.

    Great. A welcoming committee!
    What are we going to do?!

    (electrical humming)

    (clang)

    this is the cda.
    Come out slowly
    With the child
    In plain sight.

    Okay, okay.
    You got us.
    Here we are.
    Here`s the kid.
    I`m cooperating.
    But befor you take us away,
    I have one thing to say:

    (gags)

    catch!

    (all shouting):
    2319!
    We have a toxic
    Projectile!
    Halt! After the suspect!
    Cover the area!
    Bring in reinforcements!

    Waternoose:
    Stop him!

    (boo squeaks)

    come on.

    Don`t let them get away.

    What…?!
    No, wait, waith wait!
    Come back!
    He has the child!

    (frustrated growl)

    (boo squeaks)

    Sullivan? Sullivan!
    Give me the child!

    Me not go!

    Give her to me!

    (panting)

    (grunts)

    (metallic creaking)

    waternoose:
    open this door!
    Open this door!

    (growling and pounding)

    hey!
    Sullivan!

    (yells)

    waternoose:
    don`t do it.

    (beep)

    come om.

    Don`t go in that room!

    (yelling)

    I think we stopped him, boo.
    You`re safe now.
    You be a good girl, okay?

    This has gone
    Far enough, james.

    She`s home now!
    Just leave her alone!

    I can`t do that!
    She`s seen to much.
    You both have.
    It doesn`t have to be this way.
    I have no choice!
    Times have changed.
    Scaring isn`t enough anymore.

    But kidnapping children?!

    I`ll kidnap
    A thousand children

    Befor I let
    This company die
    And i`ll silence anyone
    Who gets in my way!

    No!

    (child`s voice):
    good night, mom.

    (woman`s voice):
    good night, sweetheart.

    Good night, mom.

    What, wh-what is this?!
    What? Who? Huh?

    Computer:
    Simulation terminated.
    Simulation terminated.

    Well, I don`t know
    About the rest of you guys
    But I spotted
    Several big mistakes.

    But-but-but how-now did?...
    How did…?

    Mike:
    You know what?
    Let`s watch my favourite part
    Again… shall we?

    (repeating):
    i`ll kidnap a thousand children
    befor I let this company die.

    What…? Wha…?

    i`ll kidnap a thousand children
    befor…

    (baby talk)

    shh, shh, shh, shh!

    Shh!

    I`ll get him.

    All right,
    Come with us, sir.

    Wh-what are
    You doing?
    Take your
    Hands off me!
    You can`t
    Arrest me!
    I hope you`re happy, Sullivan!
    You`ve destroyed this company.
    Monsters, incorporated is dead!
    Where will everyone
    Get their scream now?!
    The energy crisis
    Will only get worse
    Because of you!

    (loud clang)

    stay where you are.

    Huh?

    Number one
    Wants to talk to you.
    Attention!

    Hello, boys.

    Both:
    Roz?!

    Two and a half years
    Of undercover work
    Were almost wasted
    When you intercepted
    That child, mr. Sullivan.
    Of course, without your help,
    I never would have known
    That this went all the way up
    To waternoose.

    (baby talk)

    (gasps)

    roz:
    now…
    about the girl…

    I just want to
    Send her home.

    Very good.

    (chiming tones)

    bring me a door shredder.

    What, you mean… you mean,
    I can`t see her again?

    That`s the way it has to be.
    I`ll give you
    Five minutes.

    (whirring hum)

    well, so long, kid.

    Mike wazowski!

    Yeah.
    Ah, boo,
    It`s been fun.
    Go ahead.
    Go grow up.

    (door creaking)

    (squealing in delight)

    (laughing)

    uh-uh, B-boo…?

    (speaking baby talk)

    um… boo?

    (speaking baby talk)

    oh, look at that.
    Yeah, you know…
    Oh, that`s cute, yeah.

    (baby talk)

    uh, boo, um…

    (squeaking toy)

    well, that`s very nice.

    (giggling)

    come here, you!

    (squeals)

    (both laughing)

    oh, he`s a happy bear…

    (giggling)

    (baby talk)

    nothing`s coming
    out of your closet
    to scare you
    anoymore, right?

    mm…

    yeah.
    Good-bye, boo.

    Kitty.

    Kitty has to go.
  • Logg inn for å stemme
  • Snitt: 4.68 (31 stemmer)

Anmeldelser i andre media:

  • Cinerama
  • Dagbladet
  • NRK P3 - Filmpolitiet
  • Aftenposten
  • Filmanmelderen.no
  • Filmbyen
  • FilmMagasinet
  • Hjemmekino.no
  • Oslopuls
  • Verdens Gang
  • Bergenpuls
  • Cinemazone
  • Jyllands-Posten
  • Politiken (Danmark)
  • Stavangerpuls
  • B.T. (Danmark)
  • Ekstra Bladet (Danmark)